Ruth Kelly is Stalking me

...and she's getting closer.

First of all she moved into education, so I moved out of it. Then, when I'm working on the Office Of the Deputy Prime Minister (ODPM) website, she comes and takes over, in the process changing it to the Department for Community and Local Government (DCLG).

Politics aside, I'm worried about why she's stalking me. Has she not got anything better to do? She's not even got time to stay at a DCLG stakeholder meeting because she's too busy stalking me, or "joining the Prime Minister on a neighbourhood visit" as she calls it.

I'm going to seek legal advice if she tries to move in next door.